Hahahahaaaa!!!!
Mniruhusu nicheke kwanza....Girls, you wanna know????
Sababu chache kwanini Wanaume ni waongo hizi hapa:
1. WANAJUA
Uongo wa Mwanaume ni kama muvi...Kabla hajadanganya anapanga angle zote na majibu,ana-anticipate ataongea nn,utamjibuje,utamuuliza nn,na atakujibu nini...Wanawake hamuwezi,huwa mnapanic,na siku zote ukipanic umefeli
2. HATA TUKISEMA KWELI MNADHANI TUNADANGANYA
Hii ndo ilivyo,na inaudhi...Kwa sababu tunadanganya sana,hata pale tunaposema kweli basi nyie mnatuona wezi...So hakuna maana kusema kweli,bora tuendelee na PHD ya uongo tu-graduate
3. WANAWAKE WANAPENDA UONGO
Japo hawasemi lakini hili tumeliprove,Wanawake ukimwambia uongo ndo anapenda...whether kwa kujua au kwa kutokujua...Ukimwambia ukweli anakuona hamnazo...Ukimwambia Mwanamke kweli utajuta....Itakuwa ndo wimbo bora wa mwaka...Masimago na Rewind button...Mwaka mzima,ukikosea tu wanarewind ulichokiri..
Waulize Wanaume waliowahi kukiri kucheat wakusimulie,wanajuta kwanini walikuwa na mahaba kuliko Bwana yesu...
4. UONGO KWENYE MAPENZI NI NDIMU KWENYE SUPU
Mapenzi ni sanaa na sayansi....Mapenzi sio engineering!
Kama ndimu kwa supu ndivyo Uongo kwenye mahaba...kuan vitu unajua umedanganywa lakini unatolewa macho makavu inabidi uwe mpole..inabaki kama drama,na inaleta ladha flani ambayo ni ngumu kuielezea,japo wanawake wanaweza kuielezea how they feel pale ambapo wanajua wamedanganywa lakini hawana proof kwamba ule ni uongo...Mwanaume anashinda kirahisi...inabakia kama assignment flani hivi kwa Mwanamke kwamba next time lazima awe wise kidogo kumkamata...Na hiyo ndo ladha yenyewe na vionjo vya mahaba
SISEMI MDANGANYE,ILA NDIMU KIDOGO TU SUPU IPATE KUKUPA HAMU
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
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